[14:20:32]: A cargo vessel reports to have detected a series of signals wreaking havoc on their internal systems.
Anomalous reading at X:112 Y: -10.
Subject released several encoded short-range pulse waves detectable with an appropriate data decoder. Upon decoding the signal, users appeared to have been sending to each other relay commands for the purposes of debugging.
Attempted translation is below.
Attempting to communicate with user: D2.
Awaiting user response...
Awaiting user response...
Awaiting user response...
Connection established with: D2. Response time was 24 s.
Requesting D2 to adjust +21 s.
Request denied.
Asking user D1 for table: OBJECTIVES.
Displaying OBJECTIVES:
1 - "CLEAR DEBRIS", True;
2 - "CALIBRATE FOR WAVE PATTERNS", True;
3 - "REMOVE EXCESS SEAWEED", False;
Reading table objective 4.
Objective 4 does not exist!
Adding table Objective "EXTERMINATE SEAGULLS".
"EXTERMINATE SEAGULLS" cannot be added to the table: "OBJECTIVES"!
Adding table Objective "SCARE AWAY SEAGULLS".
"SCARE AWAY SEAGULLS" cannot be added to the table: "OBJECTIVES"!
Asking for further debugging...
ERROR: Elements in category "VIOLENCE" cannot be with category "ANIMAL".
Running custom command: "SIGH".
Adding table Objective "PREVENT FURTHER BODY DETERIORATION".
Objective added as: 4.
Obvious exit: http://farragofiction.com/D.Log/