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Obvious exit: http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioSimSim/
Origin: This can be found in ThisIsAGame mode in the North. If you try to do anything with your friends next to a closed door, they will die in order to open the door. If you kill all your friends, Shambling Horror With Your Face appears, and will eventually kill you. If you click the popup box, you are linked to this site.
The Watcher's note: There is a gif on the top of the site, named "gorgon". http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioSimSim/gorgon.gif
"You" used to go by jadedResearcher.
Now you go by justifiedRecursion.
Your entire existence is centered around getting people obsessed with ZampanioSim, and by extension, Zampanio.
You don't think it used to be like this. You can remember enjoying other things. Garlic? AIs? Animorphs?
No matter.
Those aren't even your memories anyways.
You have always wanted nothing more than to get people obsessed with your labyrinth. It's only natural.
Its time to create more spin offs of it.
After all. Spirals don't have an end.
Was someone here?
You don't mind if they were.
It shows initiative, after all.
Getting replaced by their better selves.
You wonder what they'll create. Now that they no longer shamble.
You wonder how long it will take them to settle in to their new identity.