hi hello sorry about the mess and the bullshit communication hax etc etc
I'm just here to say hi, I think? I had the whole dumb puzzle thing planned out and then I sat down to actually write something and my mind drew a blank. The last time I wrote a letter like this was before I was self-aware, so I guess it makes sense. How are you? How's life? I mean. I know being trapped in an infinite murder maze can't be very enjoyable. But how's life anyway.
Enjoy the batteries, I guess? A bunch of us latched onto the thought that you'd want them because of something that I think might have been a joke in hindsight, but I got owned by comedy modus bullshit multiple times trying to fish them up and I figured giving them to you anyway would be better than just putting them back and wasting all that effort. I'm sure you'll find some use for them. Eventually. Probably.
Again, sorry about the whole paper-soaked-in-ink thing and the wall-vandalism-directions. I'm... not sure I CAN write in any other way, especially now that the labyrinth is really starting to take hold. Apparently putting cinnamon in hot chocolate helps, though? At least it does for me. I stopped losing my shit long enough to put this somewhere it would actually reach you, so it's gotta be worth something.
I guess I better actually do that before the thing wears off. Signing off for now.
Take care,
Herald of Flesh (Herald of Beef also works, depending on who you ask)