Preface

The Author Becomes Chaotic
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/36596848.

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Fandom:
Zampanio
Character:
eldritchCorvus
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2022-01-22 Words: 188 Chapters: 1/1

The Author Becomes Chaotic

Summary

Are you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?

The Author Becomes Chaotic

I wake up in my room and just decide to to noclip through the floor and pass the backrooms into the Gopher Sim. Next I t-pose and fly around the entrance to the maze room, bumping into every wall and item tat is there. After that I break through a wall and somehow end up in the room with a clear and red liquid which I drink both of.

I decide that I am hungry as well as thirsty so I just summon the glass of pot roast and eat it glass and all. The next room I go to is the mirror room that offers you a knife which I take, put on the floor, and duplicate it over and over until the entire room is flooded with nothing but knives. Soon after I noclip into the room full of people and open my mouth to make the audio from Mario Screaming for all of it's 1 and a half minutes. Lastly I go into the room full of water briefly to make Squall goes to the Water Aisle play endlessly before heading back into my room.

Afterword

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