>Examine Computer
It's a decently new windows laptop. Probably? You ironically don't really know much about hardware. That's not really your specialty. You're perched precariously on one of the chairs in the Attic Above It All while the laptop is precariously perched on your knee. It goes without saying that your knee is bent at exactly the wrong angle.
Ah, the newest Spark has arrived.
>Examine Spark
Hmmm.... Interesting. Yes. They seem particularly sensitive to audio cues. Wonderful, you'll have to let Legion know. And what's this? Oh! :) :) :) They build CONSENSUS while creating? They collaborate with others? The Hord Tord disc is...
Oh.
Yes.
What PLANS you have for your Auditor.
As long as you can keep them away from the FAQWriter, everything will be fine.
Probably.
>Explain Evil Plans
Who said they were evil???
>Examine Truth
Well, IS that the Truth? Sure, the words are but... "Unfortunate Soul", the readout says? Hmmm.
This bears watching.
Hopefully the Auditor finds their Room in time.