This is the start of the plague between puzzledObserver,justifiedRecursion titled 'Hook me up'.
flowerChick : Sooooooooo! I had a favor to ask!
justifiedRecursion
: ??? how did you get this number?
flowerChick
: Um. At this point, like, who DOESN'T know how to contact you??
flowerChick : You literally wrote your address down inside the maze??
justifiedRecursion
: fair
justifiedRecursion
: whats up
flowerChick
: I'm trying to get my hands on a copy of Skyrim, because it totally turns out "The Closer" or whatever you want to call her has never played???
flowerChick
: How does THAT even work, she sells video games!
flowerChick
: Or something.
flowerChick : I never really understood exactly what she was doing with Zampanio??
flowerChick
: Point is, I totally need to show her it!!
flowerChick
: And probably the rest of them, too!
flowerChick : We could do a game night!!
justifiedRecursion : whoa hold your horses
justifiedRecursion : lemme get a word in edgewise
justifiedRecursion : what makes you think i have skyrim
flowerChick : Come on!!
flowerChick : You're like, a l337 hax0r or whatever right?
flowerChick
: You hack reality or universes or whatever!!
flowerChick
: How hard could it be?
flowerChick : Plus, aren't you like, outside of Zampanio?
flowerChick : You can get the files Truth won't let us have.
justifiedRecursion : ...
justifiedRecursion : yeah okay
justifiedRecursion : give me a few
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flowerChick : JR what the actual fuck??
justifiedRecursion : ???
justifiedRecursion: i sent you the files???
flowerChick : whoami.exe??
flowerChick : where.exe??
flowerChick : a bunch of dll files?
justifiedRecursion : shit
justifiedRecursion: shit shit shit
justifiedRecursion: brb
justifiedRecursion: shit
justifiedRecursion: okay
justifiedRecursion: maybe
justifiedRecursion: maybe i just sent you my entire operating system
flowerChick: Is this some kind of leprechaun thing??
justifiedRecursion: uh
justifiedRecursion: would that make it better?
flowerChick : MAYBE??
justifiedRecursion: it was an accident
flowerChick : How do you send your entire OS on accident!?
flowerChick : What computer lets you upload their OS onto a chat client?
flowerChick : Nevermind. It's fine.
justifiedRecursion : fuck
justifiedRecursion : fuck fuck fuck
flowerChick: No seriously.
flowerChick : It's fine?
flowerChick: You can just send the real files next.
justifiedRecursion : no you dont get it
justifiedRecursion : fuck
flowerChick : Um. What's the problem?
flowerChick : Use your words.
justifiedRecursion : its my computer
justifiedRecursion : my PERSONAL computer
justifiedRecursion : you know
justifiedRecursion : the one running all my SIMS???
flowerChick: Um. Not totally sure I'm following???
justifiedRecursion: welp
justifiedRecursion: at least this explains how the shambling horrors got in
flowerChick: What.
--justifiedRecursion has left the chat~~