Preface

A god and a robot
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/37007266.

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Fandom:
Zampanio, ZampanioSim
Character:
Crovaldi, SoullessBot
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2022-02-09 Completed: 2022-02-10 Words: 255 Chapters: 1/1

A god and a robot

Summary

Crovaldi speaks to a real robot

A god and a robot

A dragonic robot roams the possible mentally made maze when he comes across a room. The robot walks inside that room to see another robot laying on the floor wearing a torn suit and having wires stick out of a hole in it's chest and connected to a computer terminal. "Isn't this a lord thing?" the dragonic robot thinks to himself as he approaches the bright screen. Staring at the screen the bipedal dragon sees that this end is connected to others who can type to it. They would mess with the keyboard but that could make things worse so instead they write a on a sticky note Crovaldi was here and stick it onto the terminal next to the keyboard. Next the lizard man goes up to the ruined robotic butler and speaks to them in a language which sounds similar to the radio emissions of Saturn recorded by NASA.

Crovaldi: Zer vlqvy

SoullessBot: ...

Crovaldi: Qon briw nh pfvue uio tgt bn.

SoullessBot: ...

Crovaldi: A dh hfg kegmv zmca ydblihh za qonl jvdegwv, qg yho bagw pbf qad mbzf lo ril?

SoullessBot: ... they point to where their wires are connected to the terminal

Crovaldi: Qon qral mx nf hfpeox lgu ylfz lhtn krjmbhry?

SoullessBot: ...yes

Crovaldi: they get up to the terminal console and tug on the wires over and over but it is both waste proof and god proof thus they cannot do anything about this. They summon an cold yet harmless purple fire around themselves and disappear to who knows where next

Afterword

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