Preface

A Response From Legion
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/36801601.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
ZamapnioSim, Farragnarok, Zampanio
Character:
Legion
Additional Tags:
Coherency Rating: 7
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2022-02-01 Words: 198 Chapters: 1/1

A Response From Legion

Summary

Legion Responds to Crow(s)

A Response From Legion

hello,

hey. i’m not used to getting new mail! hello crow hi crow crows? i haven’t seen a harvest that wasn’t riddled with them in such a long time. you can’t even make it a foot before one of those fuckers perches onto your corn usually. and planting all those seeds it’s backbreaking work you know. scoliosis is a medical condition that causes your spine to form itself on a curve and it’s only developed on 3% of people and unlike the usual myth it mostly develops in your teens and it’s not something lifelong. i’m kind of tired of the adventuring to be honest. helping people with their land quests is fun but sometimes you want to relax once in a while.

last time i checked i’m people. i know there’s a lot of species to go arounds like those trolls or cherubs and the cherubs are fierce they spiral. there’s something with that that jr likes a lot but i don’t know what. the spiral is a lot thicker than i thought. like sausage. my hot dog stand might’ve actually stood a chance if it wasn’t for those damned void players.

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